fatty brain.

yay changed skin.
me like this one better cause its more customizable or whatev.
anywaes.
haha just now biology superfunny.
we were studying the chapter on nutrients then tchr say got fats on our hearts and stuff.
so she say got fats on our brain, then she say eh tersalah, our brain is mostly made up of.. water or smth i forgot la what she say.
so i whispered to novia, uh fatty brain?
hah that was funny.
and then we saw some pictures on budakbudak lacking proteins.
some like superskinny and some have bloated perut.
no time to post pictures.
so tchr say their brain is retarded or smth like that i cant quite remember then i burstout laughing cause i teringat horses.
i called novia retarded horsie once.
and then shaza is freakin lame so she ask tchr, can change brains?
i cannot control la.
funny.
if you dont find it funny, you obviously dont have my awesome sense of humor.
anywaes.
just now fiqh i cannot take it la. ustazah bobal pasal bendebende that doesnt make sense.
humaira was like, sleeping. funny.
anywaes.
i have no idea why my lastblogpost keluar lambat. urgh.
humaira is threatening me everydae. more urghness.
and they called me selfobsessed just cause i like looking at myself in the mirror. wth.
i mean, everyone does.
k whatev, later.

i am bored.

okae people,
i just realized that all this time, mydateandtime fer all my blogs are like, screwed up.
so ive already betulkan. yay me!
anywaes.
i got my tauhid punye test paper yesterdae.
and guess what? i FAILED, and im FREAKIN PROUD OF IT.
not.
whatev, its expected.
anywaes.
nothing much happened. duh.
my life is as boring as it is predictable.
yay im FINALLY going out todae,
weee!
idk where to gothough.
later i think. yay me!
urgh my damned speakers are all crazy. no sound can come out. how do i freakin listen to FRED FIGGLEHORN!
whatev.
i have no idea what to do. i have a lot of homeworks and notes to do, but i dont want to do them.
whatev.
i wanna eat breakfast, so later.

heh more of them stupid surveys.

TEN HOW'S:

How did you get one of your scars?
long story.
How did you celebrate your last birthday?
all i remember are bits of cakes, some presents and oh yeah, a new handphone.
How are you feeling at this moment?
bored. thats why im doin this stupid survey.
How did your night go last night?
idk.
How did you do in high school?
okae i guess? im in secondary school, not high school, btw. but whatev.
How did you get the shirt you're wearing?
i cant remember!
How often do you see ur best friend?
every schooldaes?
How much money did you spend last month?
idk?
How old do you want to be when you get married?
idk.
How old will you be at your next birthday?
uh. idk?
NINE WHAT'S:

Your mothers name?
you dont need to know, stalker!
What did you do last weekend?
i cant remember.
What is the most important part of your life?
i dontknow. god, this is stupid.
What would you rather be doing?
go out.
What did you last cry over?
i cant remember.
What always makes you feel better when you’re upset?
heh, bribes.
What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other?
looks? KIDDING, im not that superficial.
What are you worried about?
idk. nothing?
What did you have for breakfast?
some kind of sandwich.
EIGHT HAVE YOU’S:

Have you ever liked someone who had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
uh yeah. like, right now.
Have you ever had your heartbroken?
no. i would be dead by now.
Have you ever been out of the country?
duh.
Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
everyone does.
Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?
i dont think so?
Have you ever had sex on the beach?
no. wth?
Have you ever dated someone younger than you?
no. this is the stupidest thing, ever.
Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
yeah!
SEVEN WHO’S:

Who was the last person you saw?
uh my bro? he passed me a few seconds ago?
Who was the last person you texted?
humaira.
Who was the last person you hungout with?
i cant remember.
Who was the last person to call you?
you dont need to know.
Who did you last hug?
idk.
Who is the last person who texted you?
the same person wholast called me. you dont need to know who.
Who was the las person you said "i love you" to?
idk. myself?
SIX WHERE’S:

Where does your best friend live?
singapore?
Where did you /last go?
what..?
Where did you last hang out?
wth?
Where do you go to school?
somewhere.
Where is your favorite place to be?
im getting tired of these stupid rhetoric questions.
Where did you sleep last night?
my bed laaa!
FIVE DO’S/DOES:

Do you like someone right now?
uh yeah.
Do you think anyone likes you?
obviously yeah. haha lol.
Do you ever wish you were someone else?
no. okae maybe yes. idk?
Do you know the muffin man?
yeah! the muffin man rocks!
Does the future scare you?
it freaks me out.
FOUR WHY’S:

Why are you best friends with your best friend(s)?
idk.because were fab like that.
Why did you get a myspace?
i dont have a freakin myspace.
Why did your parents give you the name you have?
idk.
Why are you doing this survey?
im bored.
THREE IF’S:

If you could have one super power what would it be??
grant wishes, then imma wish fer all the superpowers in teh world! yay me!
If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?
study harder?
If u were stranded on a deserted island & could bring 1 thing what would you bring?
my phone?
TWO WOULD-YOU-EVER’S:

Would you ever get back together with any of your ex’s if they asked you?
wtf.
Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love?
shaving heads is awesome.
ONE LAST QUESTION

Are you happy with your life right now?
yeah!


okae, that was even stupider, what is WRONG with me!

yay.

1. Were you smiling when you woke up this morning?
uh no. im not some freaky smiling psycho freak.

2. When was the last time you met someone new?
idk.

3. When did you last eat pizza?
a few weeks ago D:

4. Do you drink beer?
this is stupid.

5. Do you wash your own clothes?
no my mum does it fer me. idk how to wash them anywae?

6. Are you any good at poker?
wth is that.

7. What do you want more than anything?
.. idk.

8. Are you tired?
no. im bored.

9. Besides your bed, what is your favorite thing in your room?
i dont notice dumb things likethat. idk.

10. Pepsi or Coke?
coke hands down.

11. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
no. this is getting stupider.

12. Do you enjoy piercings and tattoos?
idk.

13. Taco Bell or McDonald's?
call me pathetic but ive never tried taco bell before, so mcdonalds!

14. Are you restless?
now? idk. kind of.

15. Is your computer desktop or a laptop?
desktop.

16. How many friendster views do you have?
idk, i never check.

17. Want to be a prince/princess?
no. im more awesome than a FREAKING princess.

18. Do you believe dreams come true?
uh kind of. some of mine did come true.

19. Last song you heard?
something by nickasaur. oh yeah, xoxo. nickasaur freakin rocks!

20. Do you like Batman?
.. im not gonna answer this.

21. Who is in the room with you?
uh my mum and my bro? im in thefreakin livin room. so yeah.

22. what r u wearin on ur foot?
im barefooted! yay me!

23. What was the last thing you ate?
some kind of sandwhich thingie.

24. What were you doing before this?
reading peoples blogs.

25. What is the closest item near you that is blue?
idk.

26. In your opinion what is the weirdest thing listed on goofysicons.com?
I DONT KNOW!

27. What instant messaging service do you use?
msn msn msn.

28. what is ur fav website?
shafiqaisfreakinawesome.com

29. Whose house were you at last night?
mine la.

30. What do you wear more, jeans or sweatpants?
uh?

31. What is the last movie you watched?
i dont remember.

32. What do you currently hear right now?
nothing.

33. When did you last buy a new pair of pants?
i cant remeber!

34. Where's your favorite place to be?
I DONT KNOW!

34. Have you ever heard of the band Our Lady Peace?
uhh no?

35. Where do you sleep?
the toilet. +_+ my bed la!

36. Where do you shop the most?
idkidkidkidk.

37. Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
idk. ive had it since i was in primary school? lol.

38. Coach Purse or NFL game tickets?
I DONT FREAKIN KNOW.

39. Where was your default pic taken?
huh.

40. Why did you pick your background?
huh huh huh?!

41. Are you happy with where you are?
kind of.

42. Do you believe love at first sight exists?
more of like, crush at first sight.

43. Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
WHAT THE HELL.

44. Do you believe that you can change someone?
duh.

45. What are you going to do after you do this survey?
breathe.

okay that was stupid. but you cant blame me, i was bored. so later, losers.

what the hell.

why my post last time never come up.
stupid blogspot.

IDK.

okae todae was superbad.
i got TWO tests.
arabic and tauhid.
k, arabic was OKAE, but kind of hard. expected, i didnt study.
i started studying on teh bus. ahha.
so tauhid was like, SUPERHARD.
i didnt know like, 95% of the FREAKIN TEST PAPER!
so i got kind of freaked out.
but yeah, i am expecting to fail.
cause i didnt hafal and stuff.
BUT THANKFULLY, i can hafal faraid in like less than 20mins.
or else cannot go recess.
i was panicky, cause theres quite a lot,
but yay!
i managed.
so then just now during chemistry i nearly fell asleep.
I HATE CHEMISTRY!!
i prefer physics WAAAAAAAAAAY more than chmistry.
i dont FREAKIN CARE ABOUT NEUTRONS AND IONIC BONDS.
WHO CARES!
then next week got test somemore.
i dont want to fail, DUH!
anywaes.
cant wait fer the weekends.
im sick of school.

bloody.

ohmygod guess what happened.
just now while i was on teh comp, my bro ACCIDENTALLY knocked his head at teh side of the table,
then he was like, crying.
i got kind of FREAKED OUT, so i went to teh refrigerator and gave him some icecubes/
he diam after that.
then when my sis keluar teh toilet,
she sae my adik naim darah at the side of his head.
so iwas like, dont bluff.
so she say ITS BETUL LA.
then when i check, its bleeding banyak gile.
quite big.
i got super freaked out.
my mum would like, bunuh me. for sure.
so i kind of HYPERVENTILATED,
then i bisingbising suro carik tissue to wipe the blood off.
dang, it was HARD. only a few tissues left.
so i freaked out.
a LOT of blood was oozing out.
dang.
all the blood is FREAKING THE FREAK OUTTA ME.
theres some inmy hand.
then when my mum got home,
maisarah like bisingbising mintak my mum marah.
but my mum didnt hear, duh.
cause im on the phone.
LAME.
so i told my mum with a pathetic face.
she didnt quite marah me.
yay me!
im awesome, yes i am!

i am under pressure. atmospheric pressure.

yay todae was kind of awesome!
my turn to read the doa was todae, and i was like SUPERSUPERSUPER scared and nervous.
cause last year i read like crap seh.
seriously.
it was kind of embarassing, so i dont want it to happen todae.
lagi pun got ustazah sukarti, i read like crap, she sure embarass me.
so when i was in front, my heart was beating superfast.
then shafiqa alaw made this this LAME joke;
just pretend theyre all trees with blubs hanging,
or smth like that she said.
i was like, HUH? but it kind of helped. a bit. not so much pressure.
anywaes,
when i was in front. it felt ethereal or whateverthe word is.
so i said ASSALAMUALAIKUM WARAHMATULLAHI WABARAKATUH,
then i continued reading.
but i wasnt supposed to.
so i got TOTALLY freaked out.
then shafiqa alaw nudged me, but i just kept going on.
then her turn.
then when its finally my turn, my mouth da jadik dry.
like super dry.
and then i just read la.
then when it was FINALLY OVER,
i buat muke decent and salam all teh ustazah.
haha,
then humaira said my suare like budak kecik,
and amirah asked since when my voice jadk sweet?
haha.
anywaes, i have to tell you about geog just now.
my teacher toldme about air pressure and stuff.
so she said we are actually under pressure. air pressure la.
then i thought, haha. good one.
LOL.
anywaes.
i also have to tell about english.
just now i make speech for friendship dae.
i thanked some of my friends, like;
siti the rebellious dolphin fer alwaes advicing me like not to swear so much, whcih didnt really work. ahahaha.
and humaira the freaky cat fer bullying and threatening me. like tell everyone who i like. seriously, that is ANNOYING.
and novia the lame horsie OR retarded horse fer helping me with maths and insulting me everydae.
and shaza the SONOTSEXY ox fer making me laugh and being freakishly weird.
etcetc.
haha shaza and novia called me " HOT WILD ASS BUFFALO NEUTRON "
its an inside joke, you wouldnt get it, losers.
so i said, I HAVE A FREAKIN HOT ASS.
then humaira wrote it up on teh whiteboard.
i was like, I WAS KIDDING!
urgh.
oh yeah pasal my sis.
she havent told.
STUPID SEH.
she kene marah, i guarantee punye.
dang, tomoro got tests NOTE THE LETTER S!
i havent study, so later FREAKS.

ohmygod CRAZY dae.

hey.
ohmygod todae is awesomely crazyyy!
okae first, imma tell you what happened startingfrom the time i woke up.
i woke up crapcrap, very sleepy. i bath quickly then went to school. yawn.
but i bring hp to school without tellin my mum. she ground me from bringing it,
cause last time i lost my sis punye phone, remember?
okae, so anywaes.
at school, ustazah nisha talk about choosing teh right friends and stuff.
..
no comments on that one.
okae, bla bla bla. more things happen,
oh and then ustazah mahmudah ceritekan my class and me about hantus.
fun!
but its about hantus and those things girls get every month. ya know, periods?
so its quite scary la!
im kind of like, traumatised?
and then when i want to go back home, the stalker strikes.
been calling me from yesterdae non stop.
and messaging.
wth.
i already said a GAZILLION times to FREAKIN STOP CALLING AND MESSAGING.
but never listen.
then just now the stalker said,
hey friend.
i said,
i was never your friend.idk you.
stalker said,
jangan bedek, you are my scandal,
i said,
WTH.
then i ignore all the way.
crazyness.
so then when i got back home, i do crap stuff.
thenthen my sis got back,
then told me her phone kene confiscate smpai end of year.
i was like, WHAT THE FUCK
i say,
eh sure kene marah punye.marah gilegile punye.
then she say,
i know!adek da nanges rabakrabak seh.
then she ask me to help her lie with my mum.
im torned laa.
i dont want to lie, dosa and stuff kan.
but she alwaes cover my secrets, i need to help cover hers la.
seriously. idk what to do.

I AM FUMING.

right,
that SHAFIQAH ALAWIAH is irritating me like WTF.
she said i said i look cute in nude or smth like that.
uh the REAL story is that i told shaza i didnt wear anything at maple sometimes, but its NOT nude, you wear something like a tshirt and this pampers-looking shorts,
and i said its cute.
so whatever.
urgh, and she called me a pervert cause when i was sending her an email, i put the subject as
" eheheh " and she thought it was a pervert.
over much?
whatever.
this is impossible.
hypercrush freakin rocks!
okae im not fuming anymore cause im hungry.
yay i would ask fer my sister to buy fer me donuts.
awesome.
i dont freakincare if they makes me have cancer. ive been eating too much of them and all those cancer causing food, so its practically irreversible.
IM THE BOSS, I LEAD THE PACK!
dang im not going anywhere todae D:
i watched a few fredfigglehorn's videos. ohmygod he is so cute!
he looks like some weird 6yearold.
OKAE IM DONE. I WANT TO EAT.

my heroes.

okae im back.
my stupid phone battery got flat, so cannot talk.
D:
okae so my new heroes are christofer drew ingle & chase coy.
theyre awesomeawesomeawesome.
if they go mainstream, theyre not my heroes anymore. totally,
but i dont think they will.
anywaes.
just now fer my cca, i had this adobephotoshop class thingie.
kind of boring, so i kind of zoned out.. again.
but it was kind of fun.
whatever.
anywaes.
i have nothing else to blog about. duh.
my life is pretty muchFABULOUS, i just dont want to share it with freaks and weirdos and phychos and aliens.
oh and that IRRITATING SHAFIQA ALAWIYAH is is so freakin annoying.
GRRRRRRR.

yay teh weekends!

at last!
yayness!
i got loads of maths hw, dang.
i hate maths.
haha, just now during sejarah islam, ustazah samiah was talkingtalking about stuff i dont remember what and then when i looked at her shoes,
ohmygod i nearly laughed OUT LOUD.
its those big chunky black ones, with heels.
its so freakin cute its funny.
i mean shes like, all serious, and then those shoes makes her funny.
i cant concentrate for the rest of teh class.
and then she sometimes does these funny faces.
haha its so funny!!
she scrunches up herface and stuff.
like wth?
whatever.
anywaes, shaza the freaking freak called me a buffalo,
cause i did some noise that sounded something like "mhghm"
and i told her buffalos are hot.
and then novia the weirdo laughed like wtf?
then i called shaza an ox.
then she said that oxes are sexy.
i was like, WTFF?
so i ignored her.
and then she called me buffalo neutron.
cause of some stupid joke yesterday on chemistry.
whatever.
later i talk again, on the phone.

typical dae.

yeah,
nothing much happens todae,
i had my maths test todae.
maisarah and some others from green told me it was easy,
then when i actually did sit for teh freakin test,
it was kind of hard.
dang,
i dont wanna fail.
i am trying not to fail anything this year.
D:
impossible, i shouldve known.
anywaes.
im trying to find some freakin info on bubur pulot hitam,
i cant find any.
dammit.
all i can find is stupid recipes,
i dont want your friggin recipes, freaks!
yay for nickasaur!
awesomeawesome.

TIRED.

kind of stayed back at school, discussing something about teh upcoming debate.
the topic?
singaporean youhs are politically apathetic,
and im in the opposition team.
like wth?
i so agree with the freakin statement, and now i have to oppose?
awesome.
and then tomorrow i got maths test,
and i haventstudy.
yay awesomeness.
=.=
anywaes.
i cant wit fer teh weekends! i wanna go out and have some fun instead of staying at home doing homeworklike dumbos.
which reminds me, just now we had this kind of EXERCISE lessons with ustazah mhmudah,
OHMYGOD IT WAS FUNNY.
i felt like an idiot doing those cheesy lame "exercise moves".
and then i told novia about this band called new young pony club.
its a kind of indie/electronic typeof band.
and the name is so lame, its kind of awesome.
okae lets put on those big yellow rubber boots and pretend were deformed giants.

i survived.

i survived.
yay.
i even kind of like going to school todae.
at first i kind of zoned out when the principal was talking, then when she ask, i just follow everyone. who even listened?
then i got really moody, its like I WANNA GO BACK AND SLEEP.
then first period i had biology, fun la! so i got kind of hyper.
then fiqh, ust jumuah never come so i finish my notes.
fun la, NO TEACHER.
then geography i got even more hyper. haha, idk why.
then recess. i eat the onedollar pasta thing. quite okae. edible.
and then english we had this debate thing. kind of boring, so i kind of zoned out, again.
then PHYSICS. ohmygod its awesome. i like it better than chemistry.
WAAAAAAY better.
so i dont want my physics class to end, but it had to. sadness D:
..
i have a gazillion homework to do, a million assignments to complete, and endless tests to study for.
what am i doing here.

OHMYGOD.

this is the slowest computer on earth. ever.
evereverever.
I DONT WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL.
I HAVENT FNISH MY MATHS.
AND AMATHS.
AND ALL THOSE FREAKIN NOTES.
AND AS USUAL.
I WOULD BE THE ONLY ONE.
DANG.
NEXTWEEK MY TURN READ THE IKRAR OR DOA.
URGH.
I AM SICK OF SCHOOL.
SICK.
SICK.
I DONT WANT TO GO.
okae.
deep breath.
okae..
one week of school. i can do this.
ive been doing this for years.
okae.. deep breath.
DANG!

stupid freakin comp.

heh.
im still alive.
my mum didnt get so angry.
i told her while were somewhere at tampines.
haha.
then my sister was like, superhappy.
cause she dapat new phone.
okay,
then now the phone is missing.
its a motorokr.
400plus.
like wth right.
then now she got new phone. w595.
its like supernew.
nevermind.
later on april imma upgrade my phone.
im stressed.
this FREAAKIN STUPID COMP IS FREAKIN SLOW.
whatever.
tomoro school.
i havent do any homework.
great.
no mood.
whatever la.
talking crap.
duh.
i hate amaths. i suck at it. i suck at maths. period.
i sure fail.
yay fun.
dots.